Biography:

Mattie, alias Marrow has come back to play with the band again as he was attacked by a chicken while working on the cooked chicken counter at Tesco's and couldn't face going in to work and more. He now runs the 'Quiche' counter in the van.

Name:  Matthew Charles Jackson

Date of Birth:  24th March 1975

Band Position / Instrument:  Keyboard

Star Sign: Aries

Pet(s):  None

Favourite Song: Finlandia by Sibelius

Favourite Motorway:  M10

Favourite Gig Played:  Pontins in Blackpool (I fell in Love)

Favourite Position:  Sat on my settee

Animal you'd Most Like to Be:  Puffin

Special Power you'd most like to have:  To fly

Song you'd like played at your funeral:  Knees up mother brown

Specialised Subject on Mastermind:  Classical Music (Renaissance 20th Century)

Most Likely to Say:  Its not for me to say

Least likely to Say:  Get ya tits out for the lads

If I wasn't in Badness, what would I like to be doing:  Playing Beethoven's Piano Concerto No 5  in  the Royal Albert Hall, supported by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Going by my track record, i'll be still in Badness or back at Tesco's stuffing Chickens !!!